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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Monday, October 31, 2005

Golytely And Run Fast

When patients need GI procedures, they have to drink Golytely to flush out their digestive tract. It tastes like metallic ocean water and most people have to drink a gallon of it. It begins to work in about an hour. I had a patient drink it tonight and was very lucky that he had good bowel control and was able to run to the bathroom. There are few things worse than giving Golytely to an incontinent, bedridden patient.
Masks and air fresheners are a nurse's best friends when a patient is on Golytely. It helps, but a space suit would be better.


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3 Comments:

At 10/31/2005 10:29:00 PM, Blogger Tati said...

Sounds like a space suit would come in handy most times for you; would help with the flying blood too :-)

 
At 10/31/2005 10:54:00 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

OMG, i remember i had to drink something like that before i had a colonoscopy.....talk about burning ring of fire! Heh, i never knew i could run so fast!

 
At 11/01/2005 12:22:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Karen, I don't think that space suits would be too much to ask for from management. :)

Michelle, pineapple jalapeno pizza has the exact same effect. :)

 

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