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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

New Black Things On The Walls


They did it to us again. A new piece of equipment suddenly appeared and no one told us how to work it. Granted, they are just telephones, but we don't know how to use them. Our shift started with a crisis when we needed to make a phone call and couldn't figure out how. The next crisis occurred when the phone rang and we didn't know how to answer it. Life shouldn't be this hard. We feel like a bunch of helpless idiots running around. It's a cruel thing to do to a bunch of technologically challenged nurses.


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4 Comments:

At 11/01/2005 11:11:00 PM, Blogger Tati said...

That phone does have a few too many buttons for my taste.
Don't you hate it when people "fix things that aren't broken" and make your life even more complicated?

 
At 11/02/2005 10:51:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Sometimes I think that my employer has more money than it knows what to do with it and blows it on nonsense. I wish they would ask us what equipment needs replacing, I have a list.

 
At 11/02/2005 05:35:00 PM, Blogger Mary said...

Ok, I'm being serious here when I say that's downright dangerous to install new phones in a HOSPITAL without giving the darn employees proper directions for using them! Hello? Lives are at stake and may depend on a phone call once in a while. Nuts! Is there at least a manual somewhere?

 
At 11/03/2005 11:29:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

There's one page of instructions taped to the wall next to the phones, but they explain things like how to make a conference call. It doesn't explain the real basics, like how to make a simple call. You're right, it's unsafe to come to work one day and find new phones there without warning and you're frantically trying to read the directions, while the phone is ringing.

 

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