Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.


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Melissa blogging from sunny Santa Clarita, Southern California, United States.
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Watch out for the obnoxious horn and toxic exhaust.
Why doesn't that camel have a license plate?
Because cars don't spit when you get too close! :)
Advantages: Off-road travel. Leather-lined seating. Can go days without liquid fuel. Self-lowering for your mounting convenience. Autonomic steering. Parks in it's own length. Four-[wheel] steering. Doesn't need waxing or polishing (attn: Melissa!). With a friend's assistance, will clone itself. Minimal collision danger; no damage if there is a bump. Passenger can drink and drive with impunity (until s/he esperiences spontaneous dismount).
LOL, too funny!
No sure, but it looks like the cars all have the old Oregon plates.
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