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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Streaming Stoma

He would have been much better off if we had left his butt alone, but like a good patient, he agreed to a routine colonoscopy. As often happens, a benign polyp was found and removed. To make sure that it didn't return, another colonoscopy was done. The polyp was back and so was once again removed. It was still benign. The process was repeated I don't know how many times until it was decided that a section of the uncooperative colon needed to be removed and sewn back together again. Looking back with 20/20 hindsight, this was not a good idea.

After the surgery, he was discharged home and almost immediately began to have problems with partially digested food coming out the incision in his abdomen. Did I forget to mention that somehow the incision burst open?

Having poop floating around loose in the abdominal cavity and oozing out a wound is never a good thing. He nearly died from septic shock and spent some time in a coma while a vent breathed for him, but he is doing much better now. He is still pooping out his abdomen, but now it's going safely into an ileostomy bag.

So much of his colon has been diverted that few if any nutrients are being absorbed by what is left of his digestive tract. His stoma emptied nearly 4 liters of liquid stool during our 8 hour shift alone. That is a lot of s... and he is losing electrolytes as fast as we can replace them. He is one sick dude.

His polyps were never cancerous, although there is the possibility that they could have turned cancerous someday. Given that he's in his eighties, the better approach may have been to do nothing, but it's easy for me to say that because I know how badly things turned out. It's too bad that decisions have to be made without first knowing how things will turn out.


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4 Comments:

At 9/23/2006 12:50:00 PM, Blogger Alan said...

I'll keep this in mind if it ever comes up in the future. If several polyps in a row are benign, it may be good to weigh the odds. I've had the test once and came out clean. In preparing for the test I lost about ten pounds (201 to 191). It's the one time in life I can claim not to be full of s**t.

 
At 9/23/2006 10:05:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

You lost 10 pounds overnight from the prep? Does that mean that you normally walk around with 10 pounds of ...no, never mind. ;)

Actually, Alan, I've seen many more people die from colon cancer than from the complications of detecting it. There are no easy answers here. Sometimes no matter what you do you're screwed.

 
At 9/24/2006 01:15:00 AM, Blogger Madwag said...

poor old chap. there is a lovely teacher where I work, she is around 30 I would say... she has lost a lot of her colon because of disease... now she has a poo bag and a huge scar and lost so much weight because of it... it just doesn't seem fair. She nearly died last year...but is back at work now.

 
At 9/27/2006 04:13:00 PM, Blogger gemmak said...

Hindsight is a wonderful thing. It's very sad for the patient when a situation like this unfolds but there are no guarantees in life and presumably the decision to operate was made with his best interests in mind. Life just sucks sometimes.

 

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