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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Sleigh Bells And Vagiana Searches

I don't know if it's a virus or what, but my computer is still making strange sounds. The sounds are totally random. I may be in bed or working at the computer and hear them.

It started out with a realistic meow that had me looking for a trapped cat. Then, it was a woman laughing. That was the worst. I'm sure that she was laughing at me. Next, it was some guy yelling, "mom." The latest sound is sleigh bells. I'm curious to know what's next on the agenda.




Everyday I check the Statcounter to see what people were looking for when they found my blog. It's a constant source of amusement for me. For a couple of weeks now, I've been getting daily "vagiana" searches. Todays alone were "vagiana", "vagiana pictures" and "what kind of creame do you us on a dry vagiana."

I figured that there was some oddly obsessed person out there who couldn't spell vagina. I looked more closely and it turns out that there are lots of people doing vagiana searches. Today's searches were from Germany, Canada and Singapore. They are being directed to my blog because in one of my comments, someone mispelled vagina. I suppose I could delete the comment and end the searches, but then, I would also have to delete this post.


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2 Comments:

At 11/27/2006 07:01:00 AM, Blogger beajerry said...

"Vagiana" sounds like how Borat would say it.

 
At 11/27/2006 07:06:00 PM, Blogger Gary said...

I think everyone spells it that way up in Canada. I think they do everything different up there, just to be different. I can't say that I blame them. :)

 

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