Sleeping With Dogs Top 10 List
Top 10 list of annoying things that my dogs do when I'm trying to sleep:
10) Jump on and off the bed all night,
9) Walk in at least three circles before plopping down,
8) Howling or barking at who knows what,
7) Grooming themselves,
6) Licking my face or arm,
5) Shedding fur on every square inch of fabric,
4) Kicking in their sleep,
3) Snoring,
2) Passing gas and
the number one annoying thing my dogs do when I'm trying to sleep,
1) leaving poop streaks on my pillow.
11 Comments:
ewwwwwwwwwww....
Lucky for me that my dog won't go up the stairs... I guess because they aren't carpeted. I can however hear him snore at night!!! He is louder than Julian!!! His farts are horrible, I love it when he farts and then looks at his butt w/ a confused face. He has left poop streaks on my dining room floor. I have hair all over the house and vaccume at least once a day if not twice. He only barks if someone is at the door...that is one good thing.
Doggy "skid" marks!
Durn! They are as bad as men.
Madwag, Kelsey looks at his bottom also in complete puzzlement. I've known some people who do the same thing.
Michelle, do cats leave skid marks?
Surgeon, nothing could be as bad as men. :)
Yes, cats do leave skid marks. Especially if they have really long hair. Their tongues are much rougher than dog's.
Now that you mention it, I do remember Dave describing washing the back end of Ringo for a hygiene problem. I guess that would have left skid marks.
My pussy hasn't left skid marks, but she has a cut on her nose at the moment so i've had some blood on the furniture. I guess they would leave them (skid marks) if they had problems.
No skid marks from our cats or pussies, but hairballs are another story.
Michelle, poor pussy. Kiss her nose and make it all better.
Alan, hair balls I could deal with as long as there aren't any mouse parts mixed in.
Pussies and hairballs....you know Melissa a stranger passing by would not know WHAT to think!!!
You should see the searches on Statcounter that I get. There are so many people looking for porn who end up on my site. What a disappointment that must be.
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