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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Sleeping With Dogs Top 10 List

Top 10 list of annoying things that my dogs do when I'm trying to sleep:

10) Jump on and off the bed all night,

9) Walk in at least three circles before plopping down,

8) Howling or barking at who knows what,

7) Grooming themselves,

6) Licking my face or arm,

5) Shedding fur on every square inch of fabric,

4) Kicking in their sleep,

3) Snoring,

2) Passing gas and

the number one annoying thing my dogs do when I'm trying to sleep,




1) leaving poop streaks on my pillow.


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11 Comments:

At 1/21/2007 01:37:00 AM, Blogger Madwag said...

ewwwwwwwwwww....

Lucky for me that my dog won't go up the stairs... I guess because they aren't carpeted. I can however hear him snore at night!!! He is louder than Julian!!! His farts are horrible, I love it when he farts and then looks at his butt w/ a confused face. He has left poop streaks on my dining room floor. I have hair all over the house and vaccume at least once a day if not twice. He only barks if someone is at the door...that is one good thing.

 
At 1/21/2007 02:39:00 AM, Blogger Michelle said...

Doggy "skid" marks!

 
At 1/22/2007 06:54:00 AM, Blogger Surgeon In My Dreams said...

Durn! They are as bad as men.

 
At 1/22/2007 05:30:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Madwag, Kelsey looks at his bottom also in complete puzzlement. I've known some people who do the same thing.

Michelle, do cats leave skid marks?

Surgeon, nothing could be as bad as men. :)

 
At 1/22/2007 07:28:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, cats do leave skid marks. Especially if they have really long hair. Their tongues are much rougher than dog's.

 
At 1/22/2007 08:52:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Now that you mention it, I do remember Dave describing washing the back end of Ringo for a hygiene problem. I guess that would have left skid marks.

 
At 1/22/2007 09:49:00 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

My pussy hasn't left skid marks, but she has a cut on her nose at the moment so i've had some blood on the furniture. I guess they would leave them (skid marks) if they had problems.

 
At 1/23/2007 06:07:00 PM, Blogger Alan said...

No skid marks from our cats or pussies, but hairballs are another story.

 
At 1/23/2007 08:27:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Michelle, poor pussy. Kiss her nose and make it all better.

Alan, hair balls I could deal with as long as there aren't any mouse parts mixed in.

 
At 1/25/2007 11:05:00 AM, Blogger Surgeon In My Dreams said...

Pussies and hairballs....you know Melissa a stranger passing by would not know WHAT to think!!!

 
At 1/25/2007 11:18:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

You should see the searches on Statcounter that I get. There are so many people looking for porn who end up on my site. What a disappointment that must be.

 

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