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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Monday, March 19, 2007

The Hungry Doctor And Viagra

Two of the day shift nurses got take-out Mexican food and left the containers with their names on them in the kitchen. Later, when they had time, they would eat their lunch.

One of them noticed a doctor leave the kitchen while chewing something. That was not good. This doctor has a reputation. Going into the kitchen, the nurse found their empty food containers. The good doctor ate all of their fajitas and taquitos.

The nurses were somewhat annoyed, but understanding. They figured that he must have been hungry. I don't understand that kind of thinking. They were hungry too. He could have bought food like they did or just eaten our jello and crackers.

I suggested next time, that they write stool specimen on their containers. Let's see just how hungry the good doctor is.




An elderly patient asked for viagra. She meant vicodin. That kind of mistake happens quite frequently with older people. It causes me to wonder what old folks really have on their minds.


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5 Comments:

At 3/19/2007 06:39:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Hahahaha! Blackhat! Wootang!

 
At 3/19/2007 10:00:00 AM, Blogger Madwag said...

I would be so angry if someone came in and ate all my food! that doc has terrible kitchenside manner! Old people still think about sex....I am sure of it... I think? Well... my mum does anyway...lol

 
At 3/19/2007 11:16:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stealing food like that is really rude. Did he at least leave them some money to replace the food? Perhaps a thank you note? Maybe they should bake him a cake and frost it with ex-lax.

 
At 3/20/2007 08:20:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Thanks, Marc.

Madwag, your mom tells you?

Connie, I like the idea of the ex-lax cake.

 
At 3/22/2007 06:23:00 AM, Blogger beajerry said...

She probably did mean Viagra, but quickly changed it to Vicoden 'cause she got embarrassed. ;)

 

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