Too Blonde To Be A Juror

I got a jury duty summons. If they would actually pick me to be on a jury, I wouldn't mind. My employer pays for jury duty and sitting on a jury is far easier than being a nurse. The problem is that no one wants me. There are so many reasons to keep me off a jury with my legal background and connections that even I would kick me if I were choosing the jury. I will be thanked and excused from service. Guaranteed.

So, it was with annoyance that I got another Summons. What's the point? Being the responsible law abiding person I am, I registered for service and put the dates
I was on call on my calendar. I was required to call the day before each court date to see if they would need me.

The appointed day came, so I called to see to see if I needed to come to court the next day. While working my way through the voice mail, I began reading the Summons. It had the usual warnings about about how failure to respond would result in imprisonment, fine and still having to serve jury duty. These were not people that I wanted to mess with. Then I saw it, the dates for service. I was one week late in calling.

It was a blonde thing. I meant well, but still managed to do something stupid. I was wondering if a warrant had been issued yet for my arrest. After a long wait, the message gave me new dates for service next month. Hopefully, that means everything is okay.

In the meantime, I'm going to be very careful driving. Just in case there is a warrant out there with my name on it, I don't want to do anything that may cause a cop to pull me over.