What The Hell Happened To My Bra And Panties?

LIQUOR WARNINGS THAT SHOULD BE ON ALL ALCOHOL
CONTAINERS:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
you are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account
for large chunks of time.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting
your ass kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll
over in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you
tink you kantpye reel gode.