Paths To Me

Stat Counter is one of my favorite toys and everyday I check it to see what people were looking for when they found me. Of course, the funnier ones I write down. Here's my current list:

Taking turns modeling nude (Not in my Blog.)

Help for cleanaholics (Boy, did you get the wrong blog.)

Penis worshipping women (This just had to be a search by a guy.)

Miss nude (You wish.)

Trained husband (I wish.)

What does Melissa mean? (Hell if I know.)

Strangling Blondes (Does he want to strangle one or be strangled by one?)

Never wear panties (Well, it would cut down on the laundry.)

Barefoot Melissa (Okay, you got the right place. I hate shoes.)

We held him penis naked boy (Huh?!!!)

Pee slit catheterize (My language is less blunt, but yes, I do this.)

Melissa hot (This person got a post on brush fires, which I imagined was disappointing, but several hours later he came back and read it again.)

Condom catheter movie (Does someone really want to see a movie about this?)

Extra veins growing in my penis (Ewww)

Naked humiliation town public flogging (Is this someone's secret fantasy?)

Sweet frilly panties (Sorry, I don't do frilly.)

Scaly peeling penis (Uh, maybe you should see a doctor, like right away.)

Why Melissa smells so bad (Hey, you do my job and see how you smell.)

Raisin anal ants (I'm glad that I only have ordinary ants in my house.)

You see my fur keeps me warm. Your sweaters only serve to insult me. (Okay, okay. You don't have to wear the sweater. Geeez.)

Lost control of her bowels pants (I thought we agreed not to talk about that.)