Siren Song

The bastards have been playing with our call light again. Management decided that we're not answering the call lights fast enough, so their solution was to make the call light louder and more piercing. Hiring more aides to help with the lights would help too, but they would rather have us just run to answer the lights.

The sound is particularly high-pitched with rapid dinging that hurts our ear drums and makes me want to scream in pain and frustration. Visitors to our floor all say the same thing, " What is that sound?" One doctor suggested that management just get a recording that says, "Lazy bastards, get over here."

What do you think that I did about the problem?

a) nothing

b) complained to anyone who would listen

c) muffled the alarm with bandages

d) used a screwdriver to disable the alarm

e) hit the alarm with a sledgehammer

f) sued the bastards


Here's a hint of how I solved the problem:

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You didn't really expect to see a sledgehammer did you?