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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

The Finger

Our newest patient was admitted because he bit off his finger. No, I don't know why. He and his mom walked up to our floor, laughing and joking. I figured that they were visitors until I saw his bandaged hand. It was him. We were expecting him, but I thought perhaps he might arrive in restraints, strapped to a gurney. Surely, someone who would bite off their finger would be wildly out of control. But he seemed perfectly fine.

I took him to his room and his first concern was how to change the channels on the TV. His second concern was getting some dinner. We took care of those issues and he was happy.

His finger can't be re-attached. For the rest of his life, people will be asking him what happened to his finger and he's going to have to figure out some kind of answer. He'll have to live with the consequences of his moment of idiocy for the rest of his life.

He couldn't possibly be as carefree as he appears. While smiling and laughing with the nurses and wondering what to watch on TV, he must be hiding the inner torment that he feels. I hope that he doesn't bite off any more fingers during the night before he can get his psych consult.


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6 Comments:

At 10/25/2006 04:36:00 AM, Blogger Madwag said...

OMG!! How could someone do that? Which finger was it? That is just weird and bizzar. Did anyone ask him WHY he did it?

 
At 10/25/2006 01:10:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better make sure it's just HIS fingers he likes to bite off.

 
At 10/25/2006 06:04:00 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

yeah.. we need to know why. Please check it out and report back. :)

 
At 10/26/2006 12:36:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Madwag, it was the little finger.

Connie, that's why we were quick to feed him dinner as soon as he asked for it. He's one person that we don't want to be hungry.

Lisa, the next post gives his official excuse. Try not to roll your eyes.

 
At 10/26/2006 07:24:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL.... how did you know ?? Can you see me rolling my eyes from there? :)

 
At 10/27/2006 06:35:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Lisa, everyone rolls their eyes when they hear this story, except the kid and his mom.

 

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