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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Fondled By A Nurse

Two male patients on the same night complained that a certain nurse fondled them. One said afterwards that he was old and diabetic. He couldn't get an erection, so why did she do that to him? Both patients were completely alert and oriented.

None of us believe that the nurse in question was trying to sexually arouse her patients. We just think that she has an obsessive cleaning problem. For reasons not understood, she washes her patient's private parts when there is no clear reason to do so. I, like my other coworkers, do that only when something awful happened and the patient isn't able to wash himself.

Both of these patients got washed twice on her shift and nothing involving incontinence happened. Management is going to talk to her about the complaints. This could be interesting.


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7 Comments:

At 7/17/2007 09:41:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should be thankful! The nurses I work with charge extra for crotch cleaning, and they got it for free! ;-)

 
At 7/18/2007 12:30:00 AM, Blogger Madwag said...

hmmmmm....

 
At 7/18/2007 12:30:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Lol! :)

 
At 7/18/2007 08:50:00 PM, Blogger may said...

scary case of OCD...

 
At 7/19/2007 12:25:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

We think that she just likes to impress everyone with what a super nurse she is. Compared to her, everyone else looks lazy.

 
At 7/20/2007 10:39:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute - these are grown men, aren't they? Why don't they just ask her or complain to her themselves?
What a bunch of wusses ;-)

 
At 7/25/2007 01:54:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Karen, people are strange.

 

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