Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sick Call Flow Diagram

This is what we have to do in order to call in sick, effective today. At first I thought it must be someone's idea of a joke. I got a good laugh out of it. But, management was serious. Now it is stuck to my refrigerator with magnets, so I'll know what to do when I get sick. I feel sick already, of work.